Sooooo I'm J.r. I use this blog for a many a thing. It's whatever I guess. Dominant/27/Gender Queer/Lesbian/Kansas, USA
Nothing special, kind of an asshole, generally spikey.

 

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

saintdane05:

mollyhiddlestheavenger:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

So apparently I was stabbed in my right lung…

I got one on my dick


My upper thigh…hmmm

my left hand

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

saintdane05:

mollyhiddlestheavenger:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

So apparently I was stabbed in my right lung…

I got one on my dick

My upper thigh…hmmm

my left hand

(Source: nowyoukno)

Anonymous asked
Pleaseeeee write more santana d/s stories. My submissive self can't get enough. Please miss. I love rough santana miss.

Lawl. Foxxy and I are actually working on a hella long doc right now, but it’s not very smutty. I’m always open to prompts though I can’t promise I’ll get right on them. But feel free to send me a couple if you would like Anon. 

Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.

(Source: questionabledreams)

"Are you implying that you don’t?" she looks at Emma with wide eyes. "She cannot be saying what I think she’s saying". Regina thinks.

"Well… I don’t know, would that be the craziest thing that happened around here?" Emma answers her with a shrug, leaving Regina more stunned than before.

"You cannot possibly be serious, Miss Swan!" Yes, she was definitely saying what Regina thought she was saying. That they could actually be a couple someday. Not just that… be a family.

“I’m not saying we… I mean… what I’m saying is… it doesn’t look like she is lying.” She averts her eyes and starts to pick at her fingernails.

“I’m just going to pretend I didn’t hear this, have you completely lost your mind? That woman is not our daughter, Emma!” Regina snaps. "No… she simply can’t be… it’s impossible". How could she ever become Emma’s… lover? Or… wife? No, just the idea was already simply ridiculous.

Emma just rolls her eyes at her. “Fine, ok. You’re right, it is madness. But here’s the thing, Regina… we have to figure this out then, we have to talk to her.”

"Yes, we have. Let’s talk to this… Elsa then.” Regina releases a breath she didn’t even notice she had been holding.

Neither of them notices the woman standing outside the room, hearing every word they said, and wondering how she was gonna make her mothers believe her.

The Elsa Swan Mills Universe

missalirose:

Regina Mills Appreciation Week

Day 2: Favorite Scene
             → 3x11 Going Home

I just wanted to point out that this is the woman who originally took away Emma’s future. Regina is the one who cast the curse. Regina was going to kill baby Emma in order to prevent her from coming back in 28 years and breaking said curse. Regina is the reason Emma grew up in foster care feeling unloved and unwanted. Regina did everything she possibly could to take Emma’s future right down to poisoning a turnover.

And then we have this scene. This beautiful scene where Regina finally gets to a point where she accepts Emma’s place in Henry’s (and her) life. At this point, Regina thinks she is never going to see Emma and Henry again. To her, this is the end, and she gives Emma everything she’d taken from her with that first curse. Regina’s entire life for the last eleven years has revolved around Henry and yet she doesn’t initially intend to give this speech to him, but to Emma. Because this isn’t just about giving them memories and preventing them from going into our world with a huge chunk of time missing, and it’s not [just] about Henry –– this is Regina’s apology to Emma. It’s her way of starting to right the all the wrongs she’s committed against the other woman, even things Emma doesn’t know about. It’s her way of saying to Emma that she is cared for and wanted and loved.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.


You. Are. All. On. Drugs.*Horn solo*

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

You. Are. All. On. Drugs.

*Horn solo*

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”